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          愚人节恶搞表白语录

          2019-03-01 投稿作者:编号:9527 点击:82

          1、对不起!我不小心把“?#19981;?#20320;”发到了你的手机里,如果你接受请保留;如果不接受,请把它发还给我。愚人节快乐!

          2、寻猪启事:本人丢失纯种小白猪一只。特征:聪明伶俐,善解人意,身上带一部手机并在查阅短信,爱猪看过信息后,速给主人回信息!主人现在好想你!

          3、我一直想对你说三个字,可你知道它的份量,我怕一旦说出咱们连朋友都没得做。可我控制不住感情鼓起勇气对你说:你是猪。愚人节快乐!

          4、爱你一万年,夸张;爱你五千年,无望;爱你一千年,荒唐;爱你一百年,太长;接连爱你70年,只要我身体健康,这是我的强项!愚人节快乐!

          5、你是?#21494;?#23478;的记忆,你是我诗篇的绝句,你是我想要的甜蜜,你是我享受的脾气,你是我情人节唯一想要的奇迹,你是我生命终点的珍贵回忆。愚人节快乐!

          6、觉得阳光温暖,是因为你沐浴在阳光里;觉得风景很美,是因为你漫步在风景里。别人再重要都只能在我眼里,唯独是你我一直珍藏在心里。愚人节快乐!

          7、无论你飞到哪里,我就会跟到哪里;无论你逃到哪里,我就会追到哪里。然后打死你——死苍蝇。愚人节快乐!

          8、第一次见你,我已被你深深吸引,我有一种把你带回家的冲动,我渴望夜夜拥你入眠,清晨醒?#35789;?#33021;看到你在我身边……枕头啊!

          9、国家规定今天所有通信工作人员参?#21451;?#20064;培训,所以会造成您的手机由于信号不好无法接通,遇到这种情况请将手机放入开水?#20449;?#20108;百五十秒。祝愚人节快乐!

          10、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯,一丝不?#19994;?#22312;我面前扭动,轻轻抚摸你的肌肤,我无法抵挡你的诱惑:?#20064;澹?#25105;就要这条鱼!愚人节快乐!

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          • 情人节
            情人节

            情人节又叫圣瓦伦丁节或圣华伦泰节,即每年的2月14日,是西方国家的传统节日之一,起源于基督教。这是一个关于爱、浪漫以及花、巧克力、贺卡的节日 ?#20449;?#22312;这一天互送礼物用以表达爱意或友好。情人节的晚餐约会通常代表了情侣关系的发展关键。现已成为欧美各国青年人喜爱的节日,其他国家也已开始流?#23567;?/p>

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            受了伤需要治疗,在伤口愈?#29616;?#21069;?#32874;?#20320;的失恋日记。写完最后一个字的时候,你就该放下过去

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