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          愚人節搞笑段子

          2019-03-01 投稿作者:你望穿秋水,我忘穿秋褲 點擊:62

          篇一:愚人節笑話大全

          1.你長得很抽象!你長得很朦朧!你長得很模糊!你長得很……詭異啊!饒了我吧,我實在描繪不出你的樣子,我真沒見過鬼。

          2.你那里有電視嗎?快看CCTV1,美國白宮被炸了,整棟樓全塌了,警方已經封鎖了整個華盛頓,19人死亡,32人受傷,11人失蹤…………1人受騙!節日快樂!

          3.親愛的用戶:今日由于調試網絡,如遇您的手機沒有信號或無法接通,請您用力將手機往地上摔,盡量使勁摔,反復幾次手機即恢復正常。愚人節快樂!

          4.我覺得認識你這么久了,你這人特別的,極度的,非常的,罕見的,與眾不同的笨,而且笨得可愛,嘻嘻,別生氣啊!愚人節快樂!

          5.風撩起你的長發,你顯得更瀟灑!浪花拍打你的腳丫,你顯得更無暇!你迎著東方的朝霞,就像一朵海浪花!不是熟人很難看出你是傻瓜!愚人節快樂!

          6.給你講個故事,從前有個笨蛋,他非常笨,別人問他什么問題他都只會搖頭或回答“沒有”,這個故事你聽過嗎?

          7.沙僧說我有16變!八戒說我有32變!悟空說我有72變!唐僧大怒:西天路上沒見變個電話,人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!

          8.一毛錢很多嗎?我們的情意一毛不值嗎?回答肯定是NO!為了證明你的誠意,以后你每天給我發十條短信祝福,看看我能不能原諒你吧!

          9.一天咱倆來到一口許愿井旁,我彎下腰許了一個愿還往井里扔個硬幣,你也想許愿但你彎腰時不小心翻入井里,我被驚呆了,喃喃自語道:還真靈嘿!

          10.小時候,咱倆兩小無猜,我唱歌你伴舞,我能唱二百首歌,你就能跳二百支舞,所以人們親切地叫我二百歌,叫你二百舞!

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